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Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
if you’re ever sad or depressed or self conscious about yourself just remember
there are people out there who masturbate to fictional ponies on a kids tv show and you’re not one of them
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Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Me: Shhh. Don't speak.
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why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
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