a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak
Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
Louis CK nailing it every time.
Such a guy
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
(Photo: Intel)
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
you kno what time it is
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
