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Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.

Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.

Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.

Obama: Supports gay marriage.

Obama: Education for all!

Obama: Universal healthcare!

Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!

Americans: You're destroying this country.

themcbatcommander:

if you’re ever sad or depressed or self conscious about yourself just remember

there are people out there who masturbate to fictional ponies on a kids tv show and you’re not one of them

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theamericankid:

Scumbag Psychic John Edwards

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Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.

Pillow:

Pillow:

Pillow:

Pillow:

Me: Shhh. Don't speak.

gabilliamon:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

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